Monday, February 1, 2016
Bow Tie Guy of the Day: Unillama
Unillama (ˈyo͞onə ˈlämə)
In researching the unillama, I discovered that most people refer to this creature as the llamacorn. This was a term i just couldn't agree with. It sounds like something to do with a foot problem, so I renamed it the unillama. This is a rare magical llama that exists only in the high Andes. It is highly sought after for its colorful fur which changes color based on your mood and naturally adapts to any temperature.
in reality, if you stick a unicorn horn on anything it can make it cool. Of course, llamas were already cool.